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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Lost my phone then got up to look all over the house for it. Checked the truck and wasn't there either. Got really frustrated then called the number from land line. The phone ended up being a foot and a half away from me the whole time hidden behind my can of soda. If dry-mouth woulda kicked in this stressful incident would not have occurred.


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    Look into Obamacare.

    You might qualify for special needs care.

    Or maybe a helper monkey!


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    I've had moments like that.


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    Time spent wasted is never wasted.


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    Default Re: So Fucking Stoned

    Reminds me of my Oregon days Dino. Irieites....



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default Re: So Fucking Stoned

    My memory is turning into dogshit. Can't remember if I was gonna Google something or watch a YouTube video. If I don't click quick enough all is lost. Probably hit me hours later on the road then forget again when I get back home. Good times.



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    Default Re: So Fucking Stoned

    Quote Originally Posted by Tapatio View Post
    Look into Obamacare.

    You might qualify for special needs care.

    Or maybe a helper monkey!
    So a helper monkey. I don't think Obama will help him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by underdog6 View Post
    So a helper monkey. I don't think Obama will help him.



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    Default Re: So Fucking Stoned

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Lost my phone then got up to look all over the house for it. Checked the truck and wasn't there either. Got really frustrated then called the number from land line. The phone ended up being a foot and a half away from me the whole time hidden behind my can of soda. If dry-mouth woulda kicked in this stressful incident would not have occurred.
    I suggest you lay off the indica dominant strains, they will give you that dopey stone.



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    Quote Originally Posted by algebra1900 View Post
    I suggest you lay off the indica dominant strains, they will give you that dopey stone.
    I like the stuff so strong you almost feel like there is a needle hanging out of your arm. The side effects are acceptable.



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