Everything old is new again

[Felicia Katt]

Its been a few years so maybe its time to revisit if not revise this Hung Angels Holidays Tradition.

Enjoy!

It was night before Xmas, and all through the board
not a poster was stirring, at least none un-ignored.

The Angels were hung, but their wares weren't displayed
while freeloading pic hounds were mad and dismayed

Shy chasers were nestled, at home with their porn
while bolder ones websurfed with lust or with scorn

Buddy in LA, and Jamie at truck stop
modded pictures of girls all pre, post or no-op

When out on the net, there arose such a clatter
I assumed it was Dino, cause no one is badder

I opened the window with click of the mouse,
to see what was shaking up Seanchai's new house

The board was lit up, each and every thread
Even "Does this make me gay" was back from the dead

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a brand new thread with its title so clear,

The new poster's screen name so clever and slick
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles Board veterans came,

And he quoted and posted and typed out their names;

"Now, Sammi, now Wendy, on Ben and on Kelly

On Yogi, on Eva on, what the hell, Bellal!

To the top of the thread! to the top of the forum!

Now post away! post away! Lose all decorum!"

All over the board, fast cursors uploaded
messages, pics, Vines unzipped and encoded

And then, with a bell chime, I got an IM
"hey Baby, your hot, can we go cam to cam"

hitting accept, minimizing the web,
To a webcam of Santa, at least that's what he said

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his waist,

as for the rest, well he wasn't that chaste;

A bundle of toys, some with c-cells included,
from the sack on his back, like snakes they protruded.

His eyes -- behind shades were a little bit scary!
His nose was quite red, like he'd been in the sherry!

His droll little mouth had a wipe open OH,
and I hoped that the white on his chin was from snow

He had a broad face and a little round tummy
that drooped to obscure his own little yummy

He was chubby and plump, a jolly old deacon
And I laughed when he typed "hey girl is your Freak on?";

but a nice smiley face and quick L O L,
soon made clear to me that all was still well

He quickly unzipped and went straight to his work
tried on some stockings; then came with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
with a last sheepish smile his camera closed

Clicking back to the board, I saw him slip off the forum
but his posters were there and to post more he implored them

Then I saw his last typing, before he logged off,
"Merry Christmas Felicia, thanks for getting me off

Happy Holidays!

FK
captions for the following pics, in order

Hung by the Chimney, with care
Tall White and topped by stars

[darkrose2000]

Thank you very much

[Prospero]

Nice x

[ed_jaxon]

A Hung Angels tradition

[BlkJewels]

Classic. Post more pix of y'self before the new year. Lookin at u in thise mini dresses, a glass of cognac is a nice way 2 spend a holiday evening (:

[SammiValentine]

nice poem..hahah are they old names from the ghosts and implants of xmas past, or did I sneak into a festive rap!

[nysprod]

Clever girl!

[Felicia Katt]

Thanks all!

FK

[Felicia Katt]

nice poem..hahah are they old names from the ghosts and implants of xmas past, or did I sneak into a festive rap!

Sammi you sleigh me! . Just wanted to include some new posters in this old rhyme who I think brighten this board.

FK

[robertlouis]

Great poem Felicia, and nice to see you back on HA.