Is Ballmilk buddies a good name for a bar?

[BostonBad]

I was thinking about starting a bar called Ballmilk Buddies in Provincetown, MA - the tip of the cape.

I want it to be lgbtq and have a semen theme for the drinks, like testicle tonic, a ballmilk shot and cream of some young guy.

For the bathrooms I want the stalls to be long before the toilet with a bench before the stall. The reason is that someone might want to go in the stall and get head. The idea of ppl fucking and giving head in the stalls is thrilling. I could even imagine a free-for-all with semen flying around all over the place. It will put glory holes to shame.

Could this work, is the name too gay? Any investors want to chat?

[Torris]

You want to establish a glory hole masquerading as a bar? Good luck to you sir.

[DGinmass]

I’m sure you’d have no problem getting this past the city council, zoning board, building inspector, board of health, liquor license board, etc.

[javier81]

Jesus Christ.

[Laphroaig]

Any investors want to chat?

[christianxxx]

he's just trolling you guys again

[Cereal Escapist]

I can't wait for the angry lesbian parade in front of this?

[bluesoul]

i actually think this an interesting idea and your heart is clearly in the right place trying to bring like-minded individuals interested in semen consumption together.

my only concern is whether you have a business plan for this venture. how would you advertise this unique bar? do you have a campaign? have you considered merchandising the brand 'ball milk buddies'? perhaps a ball-milk morning drink to give would-be patrons that much needed morning boost before starting the day or phallus shaped straws with an extra special flavor to keep the juices flowing?

remember- the food and beverage business responds to consumer trends and is constantly growing so you should be thinking ahead of the curve (or tip of the curve)

[BostonBad]

he's just trolling you guys again

Naa buddy. You're a jealous spitter and I'm a happy swallower.

[BostonBad]

I can't wait for the angry lesbian parade in front of this?

The manly lesbians might get pissed, that is a valid concern. They do not partake in semen.