FINALLY got it in my ass.

[Jamie French]

Welp, it's been almost exactly a year to the day but I've finally done it and caught it on film when it happened.

It was about this time last year when the long time HA member, "Yeah" bought me a very large toy that I had on an old Amazon wishlist. The one caveat was that I must use it in an upcoming video. Awesome, can do, couldn't be happier.

And then arrived.

My butt cried a little that day, wrote some bad poetry, called it's mother and refused to speak to me for the rest of the afternoon.

But, after a year's worth of training, patience and a brute, unyielding resolve to straighten out the entirety of my colon with toys of a size no less than that of reasonably priced sedan - I have finally, finally wedged that rubbery bastard of a "gift" squarely up my ass.

It's my favorite toy now.

Here's the video preview.
http://tsjamiefrench.com/fhg/pony/gnjf_vid/index.php

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[youngblood61]

WOW Jamie!

[robertlouis]

That reminds me. I need to check the outside downpipes before the winter sets in.

[danthepoetman]

What comes to my mind is just how big a guy would have to be, compared to small, delicate Jamie, to have such a humongous natural instrument... This gets in my WOW book, Jamie!

[Jamie French]

It's a horse cock. I only hope they didn't have to cast a real animal, but yeah... that's the cheap tie-in with the pony theme. It's a horse cock.

Here's a screen cap.

What comes to my mind is just how big a guy would have to be, compared to small, delicate Jamie, to have such a humongous natural instrument... This gets in my WOW book, Jamie!

[christianxxx]

holy shit!

[danthepoetman]

holy shit!

A rare occurence where the instrument is bigger than yours, Christian!

[Rusty Eldora]

My butt hurts just watching it. The $100 question is how long afterwards before Eva fits snugly. It could be days.

[robertlouis]

Careful Jamie. You might need an engineer to put in a second bore back there....

[Jamie French]

That's not how butts work. I'm just as tight as ever.

My butt hurts just watching it. The $100 question is how long afterwards before Eva fits snugly. It could be days.