FINALLY got it in my ass.

[Yeah]

Great footage Eva of Jamie using horse cock on her sweet ass.

[youngblood61]

Nice work Eva.

[Jamie French]

Thanx yall

[Ben]

Welp, it's been almost exactly a year to the day but I've finally done it and caught it on film when it happened.

It was about this time last year when the long time HA member, "Yeah" bought me a very large toy that I had on an old Amazon wishlist. The one caveat was that I must use it in an upcoming video. Awesome, can do, couldn't be happier.

And then arrived.

My butt cried a little that day, wrote some bad poetry, called it's mother and refused to speak to me for the rest of the afternoon.

But, after a year's worth of training, patience and a brute, unyielding resolve to straighten out the entirety of my colon with toys of a size no less than that of reasonably priced sedan - I have finally, finally wedged that rubbery bastard of a "gift" squarely up my ass.

It's my favorite toy now.

[sabre666]

WOW!!! No other word can adequately express how impressive and awesome this is!!!!!

[JordanNite]

Of course that was your first time.

That was in no way just a story to sell that clip.

[EvaCassini]

The guy, "Yeah", bought that for her early this year. She trains a few times a week with her toys. How is that hard to believe as truth?

[Jamie French]

Of course that was your first time.

That was in no way just a story to sell that clip.

I wish I could say that taking huge toys was just a natural talent, that no hard work went into it.

I can't.

It takes a lot of training. A lot of patience. It's a LOT of hard work for a completely unnecessary skill. If I had no platform to showcase this sort of ability I'd probably never have bothered... it's way easier to sit back and watch other people do it when you're jerkin' off in front of the computer.

Seriously, you know those little fleet enemas you get at the drug store? Yeah, it all starts with about 50 of those spread out over an hour and a half... constantly refilling that small goddamned bottle with warm water and holding as much as 15 at a time in my guts until my entire system is completely, insanely cleansed. And I haven't even begun. There's stretching my whole body, then finger warm up, coating the inside of my lower digestive system with expensive silicone lube, (Wet Platinum) by way of "lube shooters"... then there's the steady progression of 6 toys from smallest to largest, (including speculum training and an inflatable latex dildo) at about 10 minutes per toy. Then there's the bleeding everytime you get your muscles to stretch another 1/4 inch. That'll happen every three months or so and although it heals quickly and you get to retain the new level of attainable circumference, nothing erases the memory of how purely red lubed up blood from your intestinal tract looks when it falls directly out of you without any sensation. It's disquietingly clean and strangely specular.

And I still go back for more.

So when I say it was the first time a particular toy made its way inside me, it's the furthest thing away from a gimmick. It's a physical accomplishment I worked hard for and I wouldn't diminish my own accomplishment for the sake of a stupid sale.

That toy took one YEAR to work into me and when it finally happened I was fortunate enough to have filmed it. I was originally planning on using just a few minutes of tip insertion to segue into another scene but it slipped in and I kept going. That's exactly what happened... I even made note of it in the video with a text graphic the moment it happens because it was an oddly proud and exciting moment for me... you can see how it wasn't going in, you can see my leg muscles twitch and then, snap... it finally slid into place.

That toy was expensive and the person who bought it for me was owed a video for his troubles... if I could just get it in and out right from the start do you seriously think I would have arbitrarily made him wait an entire year before I put out a video?

So what I'm generally saying is... I dunno, fuck off already.

[danthepoetman]

Of course that was your first time.

That was in no way just a story to sell that clip.

Jordan, have you ever penetrated a girl in the ass? I'll tell you something: even with a very willing girl, it takes some times in many cases. With some girls, you have to start fingering, licking, use a lot of care, a lot of lube, a small dildo, a warm bath and a glass of wine often helps a lot too, put it in, put it out, put it in and wait, then put it out and start over, etc, etc, etc. It's a lot of preparation and care to finally get to the "fucking". It's not always at all easy. And I'm certainly not as well equiped as a horse! Not by a long shot -forgive the pun... Now, stop to imagine how much work it is to insert that thing, almost as large in circumference as a football, into some ass as tight and tiny as that of Jamie... And why wouldn't she, after these efforts, her, a pro adult performer, a video pro, record the very moment when she succeeds doing it? On the contrary, it would seem much less credible that she wouldn't have. In fact, there are no reason whatsoever to doubt about what she's telling us in this occurence.
Do you follow my reasoning?

[frownyface420]

damm. I wanna play Eva and Jamie! this is princess ozma from cam 4. do you remember me? I still want to take pictures with yall