These "My Little Pony" Faggots Have Got To STOP!

[Jamie French]

Really? That's pretty damn on the nose. All the effort I put into my work and you think I'd hint around something just to do take the idiot's path for the reveal? Like I'm sitting around going, "Teehee I'm so naughty... I'm taking pictures with little stuffed ponies and you'll never guess what outlandish thing I'm going to do next... That's right! I'm going to do sex on them!"

Dude, gimme some credit, I'm an old pro. Just wait for it, it's not even that big a deal.

Let me guess. You fuck a pony, right?

[giovanni_hotel]

Looking good.

Ponies and faggots....I was expecting something different.

[martin48]

Special edition available! Amazing what you can find on the Internet

[Jamie French]

That kind breaks my heart a little bit... I really do like MLP and would never sexualize the characters themselves. I just used them as texture to help make my poorly planned set look cute. That sucks that that thing you posted exists.

Special edition available! Amazing what you can find on the Internet

[danthepoetman]

That kind breaks my heart a little bit... I really do like MLP and would never sexualize the characters themselves. I just used them as texture to help make my poorly planned set look cute. That sucks that that thing you posted exists.

That set was poorly planed, Jamie? Well, this shows your creativity, once again: I thought the whole setting was remarquable in itself. Everything in pastel colors with complementary color tones, including the cute clothes you're wearing. All of it ads to the charm of the pictures. Very lovely!

[Jamie French]

I knew going in it was all going to be pink and yellow with a touch of blue... that's the basic color palette you get when you mix mine and Eva's two favorite characters from the show, so that part was easy. A little spray on hair dye, some sparse clothing and shooting straight into a corner with three point lighting... bam, the composition of the image basically dictates itself. You almost can't fuck it up once the symmetry is in place.

The problem was I had no plan of action. I hate sets where a model just kinda struts around and shows off her body. That's a big fat yawn in my book. Pure filler. I figured something out though... will be posting it on this thread soon.

That set was poorly planed, Jamie? Well, this shows your creativity, once again: I thought the whole setting was remarquable in itself. Everything in pastel colors with complementary color tones, including the cute clothes you're wearing. All of it ads to the charm of the pictures. Very lovely!

[danthepoetman]

I'm always looking forward to see what you do, Jamie!

[Jamie French]

Welp, it's been almost exactly a year to the day but I've finally done it and caught it on film when it happened.

It was about this time last year when the long time HA member, "Yeah" bought me a very large toy that I had on an old Amazon wishlist. The one caveat was that I must use it in an upcoming video. Awesome, can do, couldn't be happier.

And then arrived.

My butt cried a little that day, wrote some bad poetry, called it's mother and refused to speak to me for the rest of the afternoon.

But, after a year's worth of training, patience and a brute, unyielding resolve to straighten out the entirety of my colon with toys of a size no less than that of reasonably priced sedan - I have finally, finally wedged that rubbery bastard of a "gift" squarely up my ass.

It's my favorite toy now.

Here's the video preview.
http://tsjamiefrench.com/fhg/pony/gnjf_vid/index.php
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[Ben in LA]

Excellent jerkoff material...

[Jamie French]

That's why they pay me the medium bucks.

Excellent jerkoff material...