Another goofy question for the girls.

[tslvr]

Sorry for the goofy question, but my curiosity just gets me in trouble.

Girls, as a percentage, standing or sitting to pee? Guys, you can answer also. For me, I would guess I stand about 90% of the time.

[Ms.Stepford]

Always sitting. Squatting outdoors. When my kneecap was broken and I went camping I leaned my back on trees.

Style first, y'know.

[iagodelgado]

The most interesting pissoir I have been in was in the South of France.

There were holes in the ground, each with 2 footprint marks either side. So you stood over the hole with your legs slightly astride, and assuming you had perfect aim, you kept your feet dry.

When I came out and described this odd situation to my wife she said "Yeh, the ladies was like that too!"

[Prospero]

They are nt just pissoirs you know

[Ms.Stepford]

Yeah...that's what they were like in Iraq. On the FOB you could tell when a local national was in the porta potty because there were footprints on either side of the seat and piss on it.

Squatting is actually the best way to poo. We have this little stool at my house by the toilet to put your feet up on, so you can line everything up for a straight shot and let it all out.

I can't believe I just shared that.

[robertlouis]

Yeah...that's what they were like in Iraq. On the FOB you could tell when a local national was in the porta potty because there were footprints on either side of the seat and piss on it.

Squatting is actually the best way to poo. We have this little stool at my house by the toilet to put your feet up on, so you can line everything up for a straight shot and let it all out.

I can't believe I just shared that.

You're the very soul of generosity, Trixi.

I like to do the Guardian crossword while I'm on the loo.

[Prospero]

You're the very soul of generosity, Trixi.

I like to do the Guardian crossword while I'm on the loo.

if you're feeing constipated then maybe you should try the Times crossword.

I play the violin. It deters anyone from coming in to the bathroom or anywhere near my house actually

[robertlouis]

if you're feeing constipated then maybe you should try the Times crossword.

I play the violin. It deters anyone from coming in to the bathroom or anywhere near my house actually

Too much information.

Is this your loo seat, perchance?

[Prospero]

No but I love it!

[iagodelgado]

This is the time of the morning when you look at the dawn and wonder why the fuck anyone else is posting in this thread.

Ms Stepford, I assume, is up late at night.

Prospero and robertlouis are tougher to guess. Late night, early morning? I'm in the same time zone, up before dawn, and bored out of my brains. This is why how the other half pee/poo becomes interesting enough to comment on.