The Federal Marriage Amendment

[Trogdor]

Why do you need permission from the government to marry in the first place whether it be man and women, man and man, woman and woman? Your choice to marry is a right endowed by our creator. If it is a right, why do people treat it like a privilege, asking the government for permission.

Because the government, not the creator, gives out tax breaks to married couples and asking permission to marry is the only way to get said tax breaks.

Either that or have an anarchist revolt. That always works.

Worked for us the first time in the 1700's