Telakoituminen: I'm... speechless

[nysprod]

i see your point, but at issue is how can this be considered male bonding?

i take no issue with ethnocentrism here because that's just an odd way to bond. it would be interesting to know how this really came about.

IDK, it isn't something I'm really familiar with, but it apparently is a form of bonding to some, i.e. if two males feel bonded when doing it than I guess it is.

[robertlouis]

I have a pretty good Finnish friend, and he never mentioned this to me, and I can see why: even as the tranny, I would have looked like the normal one. Telakoituminen is the Finnish word for penis docking, which of course we're all familiar with, but among the Finns, it's what drunk bros in a sauna do to express their broness and it's "totally not gay."

Instructional chart:





All I can do is nod my head and say "huh".

And then do they do the other Finnish sauna thing and beat the shit out of each other's cocks with birch twigs?

[ronaldo73]

It is true that the birch branches are beaten each other, it is "vihtoa"

but that "telakoituminen is a really weird thing to me

[fred41]

uote:
...Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah .. and the camaraderie of doing it with your dad at first, it'll help you get acclimatized to the idea and the meaning of the act



Yeah...uhmm, NO!!!.

[Merkurie]

Its not about sex, it's about loyalty!

Now get over here and suck my cock.

[francisfkudrow]

No thanks. Besides, I'm cut.

Well, from what I can tell, only one of the 2 needs to be uncut.

[MacShreach]

This is interesting when you take a step back to observe it objectively, the fact that we're interested in sexual practices we understand are not generally accepted but find a male-bonding ritual that uses the penis in a non-sexual way to be somewhat objectionable.

Jesus Christ you actually said something intelligent. Fucking break out the champagne.

[MacShreach]

Well, from what I can tell, only one of the 2 needs to be uncut.

i can confirm this. It's really quite a nice thing to do in the shower, or after sex with a lady friend. And yes only one of you needs to be intact, but you do both need to be semi-flaccid, or have lace curtains like Auntie Nell.

[fred41]

Pretty sure that next time I see my 75 year old father and say - "Hey Dad, wanna bond?"..then show him the article...he'd still find a way to come after me with a pipe wrench...COPD, hypertension and diabetes not withstanding...


...C'mon, it's creepy .

[RallyCola]

IDK, it isn't something I'm really familiar with, but it apparently is a form of bonding to some, i.e. if two males feel bonded when doing it than I guess it is.

would you dock with me? it would bring us closer as men and cohorts.