The new level of stupidity on CL and BP - a Modest Proposal

[Bobzz]

Philadelphia it seems continues to be the nadir of all things transsexual. Of recent, there are no fewer than 10 to 15 ads for TS escorts where the content of the ad is, in pertinent part, "100% genuine photos of me", "Guaranteed to be me or your money back" or some other similar statement. What these IQ challenged cum receptacles simply don't get is that a rudimentary search using Google images or their phone number reveals that these statements are anything but accurate. Playboy and Penthouse models, TS porn stars and just about anyone or anything else seem to be the "inspiration" for whatever these diseased spooge monkeys think is fair game.

In the spirit of Jonathan Swift, I have a modest proposal. Whenever making an appointment in Philadelphia (or any other major city) with anyone from CL, BP and even Eros, bring along a led pipe or baseball bat as an insurance policy. If when you show up the "girl" is not who or what the pictures indicate or who she says she is, take the pipe or bat and smash their knee caps as hard as you can. And then leave.

This will result in not only a culling of the fraudulent behavior and a reconsideration of the actions of the poster, but will result in obvious limping and physical disfigurement which by most accounts will identify those individuals guilty of the use of someone else's photos. Over time, we'll be left with unlimping (and presumably truthful) transsexuals and readily identifiable, lying and limping (and presumably not otherwise passable) people who steal other people's identities.

Problem solved, NO?

[blackchubby38]

Philadelphia it seems continues to be the nadir of all things transsexual. Of recent, there are no fewer than 10 to 15 ads for TS escorts where the content of the ad is, in pertinent part, "100% genuine photos of me", "Guaranteed to be me or your money back" or some other similar statement. What these IQ challenged cum receptacles simply don't get is that a rudimentary search using Google images or their phone number reveals that these statements are anything but accurate. Playboy and Penthouse models, TS porn stars and just about anyone or anything else seem to be the "inspiration" for whatever these diseased spooge monkeys think is fair game.

In the spirit of Jonathan Swift, I have a modest proposal. Whenever making an appointment in Philadelphia (or any other major city) with anyone from CL, BP and even Eros, bring along a led pipe or baseball bat as an insurance policy. If when you show up the "girl" is not who or what the pictures indicate or who she says she is, take the pipe or bat and smash their knee caps as hard as you can. And then leave.

This will result in not only a culling of the fraudulent behavior and a reconsideration of the actions of the poster, but will result in obvious limping and physical disfigurement which by most accounts will identify those individuals guilty of the use of someone else's photos. Over time, we'll be left with unlimping (and presumably truthful) transsexuals and readily identifiable, lying and limping (and presumably not otherwise passable) people who steal other people's identities.

Problem solved, NO?

Dude I understand what you're saying about how frustrating the fake pictures thing is. But people may take this post the wrong way.

[Bobzz]

Dude I understand what you're saying about how frustrating the fake pictures thing is. But people may take this post the wrong way.

But of course, that is the point of satire.

[robertlouis]

But of course, that is the point of satire.

Indeed. For the uninitiated, Jonathan Swift's original "modest proposal", following a famine in his native Ireland, was that the poor should eat their children. Nasty, but satirical.

And of course we read enough about unprovoked violence against transsexuals to deplore it under any circumstances, but as Bobzz has said, that wasn't his intention either.

[Foggy]

How about just quit giving them business? Quit thinking (and spending) with yer dick.




Not that I'm against a justified knee-capping every now & again...

[Michelle.]

I love this site, a thread containing a reference to Swift. But yeah, the baseball bat idea might not sit well.