Advice to guys on how to pick up on GG/TS/TV's......

[TheGuard]

Do not play with their wieners, it's a trap!

[EvaCassini]

Our weenies are radio-active and shoot out laughing gas.


Also, they taste like boobs.

[snuffy58]

I luv boobs Eva, especially yours

[EvaCassini]

Good because my boobs taste like Buzz Beer!

"Stay up and get drunk ( from my boobs ) all over again"

[SXFX]

wear flat front pants, and flash expensive car keys if they are your or not...
oh and don't forget to rock high end fake designer shoes

[sukumvit boy]

Personal hygiene. Oral hygiene. Dress right ,maybe a nice hat . Bring flowers.

[effigyc]

Working out is hard. Here's what I like to do:

1) Go to a Forever 21
2) Dig a hole outside the frontdoor, cover it with sticks and leaves
3) Lightly rest a pair of really cute shoes over the sticks and leaves

Boom! You've got yourself a girl.