Science Jokes

[lifeisfiction]

I should add I am not a scientist or ever majored in any science at all, when I was in college I use to tutor a bunch of subjects including several sciences.

[rameses2]

Pretty good ones.

[lifeisfiction]

Lol, Hawkings calling your mama a blackhole.

[Jericho]

24. A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

I lolled!

[tonkatoy]

More of a statistics joke, and one I use to illustrate the trouble of using statistics with no context;

A new cancer drug is being tested on lab rats, 33% of the rats in the test responded favorably to the drug, 33% of the rats showed no response, and the other rat escaped.

[sukumvit boy]

Here's a few.

[mmolotov75]

Q: Why did the bear dissolve when it swam in water? A: it was a polar bear.

[bluesoul]

[mmolotov75]

I once told a science joke to a room full of chemists... I got no reaction.

[Teydyn]

Great jokes!

Had to look up #12.