Science Jokes

[sukumvit boy]

Me too. I never knew a group of 3 or more crows is called a murder.

[BiBoyinBeantown]

Me too. I never knew a group of 3 or more crows is called a murder.

The collective noun for hookers in London and environs is an "anthology".

[Carolinae Lee]

I knew the 5th one like this:

A drunken electron driving down a motorway is pulled over by a policeman.
The policeman asks:"Sir, do you know how fast were you going?"
-No idea, -sic- but I know where I am! -sic-