Sexy Korean T-Girl

[robertlouis]

Stupid whitey, kimchi doesn't come in boxes! Or at least it shouldn't... Sorry Robert, I was channeling some Krissy there.

You were saying?

[GroobyKrissy]

I've been saving my Fuckin' Asian points. I'm hoping to turn them in as part of the Krissy rewards program. Maybe I'll get enough saved up for a nice pedicure. Ooooh or a happy ending! Wait, do you think pedicures come with happy endings?

You have to read the fine print in your Rewards Program contract.

"Fuckin' Asian points are awarded at a rate of .00000000001 points per correct usage of the term. Program rewards may be redeemed after accumulation of 1,000,000 points."

I was reading through though and there is hope for you.

Pedicure = 1,000,000 points per nail.
Happy Ending = ONLY 16,000,000,000,000 points!!

"Fuckin' Asian points may be awarded at the sole discretion of Krissy for any reason."

I hereby award you 15,999,999,999,999 points. You're almost there!

[robertlouis]

You have to read the fine print in your Rewards Program contract.

"Fuckin' Asian points are awarded at a rate of .00000000001 points per correct usage of the term. Program rewards may be redeemed after accumulation of 1,000,000 points."

I was reading through though and there is hope for you.

Pedicure = 1,000,000 points per nail.
Happy Ending = ONLY 16,000,000,000,000 points!!

"Fuckin' Asian points may be awarded at the sole discretion of Krissy for any reason."

I hereby award you 15,999,999,999,999 points. You're almost there!

Huh. Fuckin' Asians.....

[GroobyKrissy]

You were saying?

I think that is toner. Kyocera printers run on kimchi.

[Prospero]

The Hindenberg ran on Kimchi and look what happened

[GroobyKrissy]

The Hindenberg ran on Kimchi and look what happened

Too soon. Plus, that was obviously sauerkraut.

[robertlouis]

I think that is toner. Kyocera printers run on kimchi.

No wonder my printing smells weird.

Fukkin' Asians

[GroobyKrissy]

No wonder my printing smells weird.

Fukkin' Asians

...but tastes amazing.

[Amy Gray]

You have to read the fine print in your Rewards Program contract.

"Fuckin' Asian points are awarded at a rate of .00000000001 points per correct usage of the term. Program rewards may be redeemed after accumulation of 1,000,000 points."

I was reading through though and there is hope for you.

Pedicure = 1,000,000 points per nail.
Happy Ending = ONLY 16,000,000,000,000 points!!

"Fuckin' Asian points may be awarded at the sole discretion of Krissy for any reason."

I hereby award you 15,999,999,999,999 points. You're almost there!

Last time I asked my pedicurist for a happy ending she stuck my feet in a bowl of goldfish. The ending was not as happy as advertised.

So I have a question, I understand that like 30% of South Koreans are Buddhist and I'm trying to understand this whole reincarnation thing. So if you live a good life you get reincarnated as a higher life form which I'm pretty sure means you come back as an Asian but what do Asians come back as? I'm guessing cats because they're the only creature I can think of who are smugger than Asians.

[Prospero]

and isn't smugness a sin punishable by re-incarnation as.... a dog?