Worst chat up lines to TS girls

[Prospero]

Laughter is a key. And the sort of flirtation you employ with any girl

[youngblood61]

Damn, cut us guy's some slack we are nervous when we are around pretty girls.

[VictoriaVeil]

Are you a dude? cuz I'm straight, but your Hot!

I've always wanted to suck a dick before.

I'm 25 and can fuck your pussy all night long...

yo. wassup?

s'up.

you wanna bend over for me?

Your so beautiful.. why dont you come drive to Alabama so we can be together? (I have heard this for nearly every state in the USA)


These are Just a few off the top of my head. Off to do errands..

[GroobyKrissy]

Damn, cut us guy's some slack we are nervous when we are around pretty girls.

I don't know why you would want a girl to cut your slacks up but... OK. I guess that is one way to get a girl into your boxers.

[VictoriaVeil]

Damn, cut us guy's some slack we are nervous when we are around pretty girls.

We'll give you slack when you behave like a gentleman. #fairenough

[danthepoetman]

Girls don't necessarily dislike pick up lines. But they have to be nice and proper. Every woman likes compliments. I'd go further: every woman need compliments! It's great fro their self-esteem and their confidence, and the most beautiful woman is even more beautiful when self-assured. They need as much the compliments as they need the caresses in intimacy.
Now I wouldn't suggest any pick up lines as I don't have any in the fridge. But just find nice, complimentary, empathic things to say without being a fucking jerk in the liberty you take, and it should be ok, I suppose.

I had a Chinese girlfriend and she felt just like that about the Japanese too

Yes. Japanese used Koreans as cheap labor for a long long time, and what they did in China is just so revolting it's beyond imagination... Lots of time have elapsed but some things are difficult to forget, and sometimes impossible.

[GroobyKrissy]

We'll give you slack when you behave like a gentleman. #fairenough

Oh, I don't know about that.

I've met some very nice people who were total Nervous Nellies at the bar.

And -

I've met some really nice people who were total jerks one foot out the door.

Slack first, [cum]shoot later. That's what I always say.

[Prospero]

Yes. Japanese used Koreans as cheap labor for a long long time, and what they did in China is just so revolting it's beyond imagination... Lots of time have elapsed but some things are difficult to forget, and sometimes impossible.[/QUOTE]

Too dour a topic for this thread, but read The Rape of Nanking for a glimpse into the darkness so terrible that the author, a young Chinese American woman killed herself after she finished it

[Ms.Stepford]

If a guy says something clever, and makes me laugh, he's in.

As in, I'll let him buy me a drink

[GroobyKrissy]

Yes. Japanese used Koreans as cheap labor for a long long time, and what they did in China is just so revolting it's beyond imagination... Lots of time have elapsed but some things are difficult to forget, and sometimes impossible.

Well, I mostly hate them just because of their small feet. But I guess that other stuff is a good reason too.