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Thread: Vladimir Putin stole my mojo!
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06-24-2013 #1
Vladimir Putin stole my mojo!
Everything was going along just fine. I was video chatting with this Russian hottie. I entered private chat and she started stripping and calling me Daddy. I was working up to some full length wood. And then *POW* all of a sudden Putin's big bald head interrupts/intercepts the session. He starts berating me for my perverse nature and telling me Russian chicks are for Russians. Yeah, right, like who hasn't heard about Russian brides. His english is actually pretty good, by the way. Or, at least he knows all the curse words.
Now I got no mojo. Can't get it up. I approach girls at work and in bars and they no longer talk to me.
I mean, c'mon! The fucker steals super bowl rings. He dumps his wife and steals hot gf's from others. And now he steals my mojo. WTF?
The guy's a menace. I just want my mojo back.
p.s. The chat site still billed my credit card for the private.
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06-25-2013 #2
Re: Vladimir Putin stole my mojo!
But pleasures are like poppies spread
You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed
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01-19-2014 #3
Re: Vladimir Putin stole my mojo!
Russian president Vladimir Putin is out and proud. As a homophobe.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentis...ics-homophobia
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