My cock made a punny!

[Amy Gray]

You all can blame Dan for this, he told me to!

[danthepoetman]

Well, it's so cute!!! I love it! It's adorable! <3

[Amy Gray]

Well, it's so cute!!! I love it! It's adorable! <3

You just have to be VERY VERY careful not to get hard while doing that.

Can you imagine going into an ER and explaining how you managed to tie your cock in a knot? I'd have to tell them I was attacked by boyscouts or something.

[youngblood61]

Looks a little painful for me.

[danthepoetman]

You just have to be VERY VERY careful not to get hard while doing that.

Can you imagine going into an ER and explaining how you managed to tie your cock in a knot? I'd have to tell them I was attacked by boyscouts or something.

Oh! the idea you're giving to any misschivious guy who could be with you in the future!

[GroobyKrissy]

That is warped.

[Dino Velvet]

Amy, can you put the stem of a cherry in your funhole and tie it in a knot?

[Amy Gray]

That is warped.

It's been like that ever since I fucked a contortionist.

[GroobyKrissy]

It's been like that ever since I fucked a contortionist.

Was she / he Asian? See... everything comes down to fuckin' Asians. I'm telling you people.

[Amy Gray]

Was she / he Asian? See... everything comes down to fuckin' Asians. I'm telling you people.

Wait, are you saying there are contortionists who AREN'T Asian? I always assumed it was some type of power you all got from eating eggs that have been sitting around for a 1000 years.