Veet hair remaval review

[deangamble1967]

Was sent this today by a friend, its a genuine review on Amazon. Im sure some of you have seen it but made me laugh

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

[Dino Velvet]

I use Veet and rub it all over my intimate areas back to front and side to side. I don't mind the stinging that goes along with it. The one thing I really hate in life is work. Shaving is such a pain I'd rather have actual pain. Drink a pint of whiskey as step one of the instructions if you have low tolerance for pain but high standards for hygiene.

Warning: Whatever you do don't get Veet in the hole of your wiener. I even object to that.

[danthepoetman]

I offered by girlfriend an electrical tweezer many years ago. She was using the sugar stuff or the hot wax and it was taking her hours to do it! From then on, she started using this on all of her body! Now, she does her legs in 5 minutes. Her hair is so fine everywhere it's practically velvet thin. What used to take hours for her now only takes a few minutes. At first, she said it hurt, but after a month, she said she didn't feel it anymore.
The gizmo has a several layers of rubber rotators that revolve so fast it snatch hair at lightning speed and the pain is diminished, so I'm told (don't even get that thing close to me)...

[bluesoul]

I use Veet and rub it all over my intimate areas back to front and side to side.

you're not supposed to rub veet. you just apply it on without any rubbing.

[TSCURIOUS]

^^ What Dino said - use good Scotch or Bourbon!

[Dino Velvet]

you're not supposed to rub veet. you just apply it on without any rubbing.

I like to exfoliate a few layers of skin off my crusty sack.

[deangamble1967]

Cant say I was interested in the product but the review made me laugh out loud

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

I thought using any depilatory cream on the naughty bits was a BIG no no! Always heard it's not meant for "down under" or is that not the case?

[lollipop2284]

I've tried everything on my legs and some things on my privates (including Veet). Veets ok but messy and expensive.

The Epilady road-milling machine is definitely only for the brave (although my wife uses it without problem), draws blood on me! Obviously don't mangle your dangle with it.

Just now I've got a Lumea EPL machine which seems to be having the desired effect and doesn't hurt - apparently over time you need to do it less and less.

[danthepoetman]

I've tried everything on my legs and some things on my privates (including Veet). Veets ok but messy and expensive.

The Epilady road-milling machine is definitely only for the brave (although my wife uses it without problem), draws blood on me! Obviously don't mangle your dangle with it.

Just now I've got a Lumea EPL machine which seems to be having the desired effect and doesn't hurt - apparently over time you need to do it less and less.

Yes, some of these machine draw some blood, but only at first. My girlfriend had a bunch of little bloody dots the first 5 or 6 times. I was alarmed! But her hair became rapidly much thinner and it stoped. Besides, she insisted it wasn't that painful... So I don't know. But today, she's almost permanently as soft as a baby...