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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Default My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Scratchin' and Scrummin' fer days already. I blame the 'skeeters in the back yard. They overthrew the crabs with insectarian violence during our Arid Spring. Now I'm the one who struggles.


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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Drop 'em in dry ice, Brother!!! You won't feel a thing!!!



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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    sweet information



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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Quote Originally Posted by ImpulZ View Post
    sweet information
    I think there was too much honey dripping from my figs in the first place. If anything it was entrapment. My dirty secret is the joy I have scalding my itchy nuts in the shower. Hot! Hot! Hot! Jump! Jump! Jump! Ahhhhhhhhh...



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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    they also could fly in your beard!!!



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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

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    they also could fly in your beard!!!
    The crows will fly outta my beard and assrape 'em. Mosquitos'll be walking funny for 2 weeks.


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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Cornstarch yer balls. It works wonders.



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    Default Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Quote Originally Posted by dderek123 View Post
    Cornstarch yer balls. It works wonders.
    The mosquitoes will be able have a nice waltz before they sink their teeth or whatever into my poor, innocent gonads.



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    Talking Re: My Balls Are So Itchy I Don't Play Pocket Pool But Pocket Rugby Instead

    Quote Originally Posted by CORVETTEDUDE View Post
    Drop 'em in dry ice, Brother!!! You won't feel a thing!!!
    hahahaha!!!!!!!!


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    hahahaha!!!!!!!!
    so it was nice?



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