Anybody So Fat They Can Relate To This?

[Dino Velvet]

I lost weight but remember going to New Balance to buy some shoes. I had a lot of muscle so I still had an ego to deal with even though I was a slob. This young girl brought out some shoes and socks. I leaned over to put a sock on and a side of my abdominal wall locked up. Tried to bullshit her about an injury. Anything so she didn't know what was really going on. Lucky I didn't fart. I always hated putting on socks.

Another part of the special I liked was when fatass Louis mentions going to the bathroom for the sole purpose of wiping his ass.

[dderek123]

Yep socks and tying shoes isn't fun. I just finished week 3 of C25K so I hope to jog my big gut off eventually.

Louis CK is awesome. Also Amy Schumer is great too, really good dirty humor. She's like a young female version of Louis.

[sukumvit boy]

That ain't so bad,the first 2 pics are examples of bad.

But big and strong is not so bad. I love sumo , especially all the Shinto and Taoist ritual and hocus-pocus.

[francisfkudrow]

Like folding a bowling ball in half!!!!

[BiBoyinBeantown]

I'm kind of a big bear, think of myself as "fat", and I don't have problems putting on my socks and shoes. I also have no problems doing 30 miles in an afternoon on a bicycle. Am I not as fat as I think I am?

[EvaCassini]

That new special was HILARIOUS! Loved it!

[runround04]

I used to work with a 400lbs guy that couldnt reached his feet. He'd change out of his work boots everyday in the locker area to put his sneakers, boy was it a sight. He'd hold his sneaker by the tongue and flick it onto his foot with a whip cracking motion. Nothing wrong with some meat on the bones, but there is a point where you can be just to damn Fat.

[Cecil Rhodes]

That ain't so bad,the first 2 pics are examples of bad.

But big and strong is not so bad. I love sumo , especially all the Shinto and Taoist ritual and hocus-pocus.

Hey, where did you get that pic of me in that boat ?

[Dino Velvet]

That ain't so bad,the first 2 pics are examples of bad.

But big and strong is not so bad. I love sumo , especially all the Shinto and Taoist ritual and hocus-pocus.

I had a Samoan training partner at the gym who was 5'10'' and 400 lbs. When I said, "Hey Sammy!", he'd turn at the waist to face me because his neck was so thick it wouldn't rotate. He was strong as fuck but sounded like a sissy on the phone.

[Genetic]

Yep totally. A few weeks ago I dropped something on the floor, bent down to get it quickly and felt like a wall had hit me in the chest and ribs. I was in so much pain I wasn't sure if I'd pulled a muscle, torn one or was having a heart attack.