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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    That's one way to make a fruit smoothie you won't see at Orange Julius. On another note, the cantaloupe I was eating while watching is now jealous and is demanding more than just oral from me.


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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Great Job!
    Tonight Show is next!



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    I'll never be able to listen to the Kinks singing Watermelon Sunset in quite the same way ever again.....


    But pleasures are like poppies spread
    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed

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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Quote Originally Posted by buttslinger View Post
    Hey Wendy, GALLAGHER CALLED! He wants his act back!!
    RETRACTION: Ms Summers did indeed make a Gallagher reference which I missed and for that I apologize....


    World Class Asshole

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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Wow...that was hot!

    I'm speechless.



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    I would prefer watermelon sodomy, as opposed to watermelon inside of me



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Wendy, Wendy, Wendy - what will we do with you

    or the more important question - what will you do to us.



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Quote Originally Posted by SXFX View Post
    huh?
    Yep - I knew you would not get this... lolz

    Quote Originally Posted by shermanwt View Post
    That's one way to make a fruit smoothie you won't see at Orange Julius. On another note, the cantaloupe I was eating while watching is now jealous and is demanding more than just oral from me.
    hahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by moonunit7 View Post
    Great Job!
    Tonight Show is next!
    Thanks - I do enjoy getting to do comedic performances.

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    I'll never be able to listen to the Kinks singing Watermelon Sunset in quite the same way ever again.....
    Yep - I've ruined a lot of watermelon-y things with this video.

    Quote Originally Posted by buttslinger View Post
    RETRACTION: Ms Summers did indeed make a Gallagher reference which I missed and for that I apologize....
    Mallets were my enemy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chase_Mcthirsty View Post
    Wow...that was hot!

    I'm speechless.
    Well then maybe we should fill your mouth with some watermelon?

    Quote Originally Posted by johnb View Post
    I would prefer watermelon sodomy, as opposed to watermelon inside of me
    LOL - folks did ask if I was fucking the watermelon or taking it up my ass.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Eldora View Post
    Wendy, Wendy, Wendy - what will we do with you

    or the more important question - what will you do to us.
    What you can't tell what I want to do



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Now before working up to a big watermelon what other fruit have you had sex with (apart from that wonderful throwaway remark about the gay guy.... don't think we missed that).

    Did you start small - with maybe grapes or blackberries and work your way up via Apples and pears? What next then? C'mon bring it on - how about a Gang bang with a buncha tomatoes. (Tomarhtoes).

    Maybe you could pretend its necrophilia by tackling a Durian fruit.



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    Default Re: Watermelon Sodomy

    Yes, but when are we going to see the watermelon fuck you Wendy?!



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