Are You Cool?

[MdR Dave]

Your mom thinks I'm cool.

[ImpulZ]

same she said 2 me

[sheyum]

I had the same exact thought Amber....that response made me smile

I don't need to be.

[cjxxx]

Am I cool? Too cool, without even trying at that. At least the idiots I know must think so for despite the human compassion I've shared with people someone's always trying to get over on me, And then there's the ex wife, who use to always start a fight with a "you think you're so cool?" And this would occur like at a friend's parent's house during a summer get together. Being cool would be the furthest thing from my mind, getting money and gettin' buzzed was generally my only objective. I'll tell you who's cool, though, Denzel Washington in the movie the book of ely; John Travolta and Samual Jackson in Pulp Fiction; Edward Norton in the movie Stone; Christopher Walken in almost any movie; and to top it off I'd say coolest of all was Brutus, my Pit bull whom I only hung out with for ten months but during that time he sported a black hoody and managed to drink Sparks while in the car, which he would do because I always had one inbetween the seat; and the police during a stop one day allowed Brutus and I to keep our drink, didn't make us leave the car but merely asked if the alcohol was all that was illegal. Thus Brutus was most definitely cool, so much so that he could roll around with an open container in the car and the police let him...

[Willie Escalade]

I got a penthouse in Manhattan
2 more in Malibu
I bought a '87 Cadillac Seville
Girl, I got a Maserati too
I wear diamonds on my fingers
I got a couple on my toes
I wear the finest perfume money can buy
It keeps me smellin' like a rose

If U wonder how I do it
There's just one simple rule
I'm just cool (Cool)

Actually, I'm whatever I WANT to be...and I don't need anyone to validate that.

[DScotMiller]

CEEEEE-O-O-LLLLL

[Dino Velvet]

My feet smell like old buttered popcorn. Real buttery too. Old rancid butter also.

[MdR Dave]

My feet smell like old buttered popcorn. Real buttery too. Old rancid butter also.

Fuck, that's rank.

I left Palms one night with a girl- we weren't in my car but 2 minutes and I started smelling Fritos. Had to be her boots or feet.

I claimed hunger, stopped for food, and left her at Astro Burger the first time she looked away.

[Dino Velvet]

Fuck, that's rank.

Thanks. I always try my best.

[MdR Dave]

Thanks. I always try my best.

That's why we love you.

No homo.