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    Default Re: psychology of trap appeal

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I surely wouldn't ask. I'm a filthy ogre that enjoys to dominate.
    You can top me any time, buddy!


    I'm a unique person, just like everyone else.

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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSLexi View Post
    Remember, I did suck my client! Most blandest thing I've ever tasted. It was like sucking my thumb.

    My escort session was my first sexual contact ever.
    Gotcha. First sexual contact ever. That fella's in for some serious buttsex after you bite the pillow. Brown that meat!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Gotcha. First sexual contact ever. That fella's in for some serious buttsex after you bite the pillow. Brown that meat!!!
    I'll make it burst into flames!


    I'm a unique person, just like everyone else.

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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSLexi View Post
    I'll make it burst into flames!
    You mean to say you're such a butt slut you'll set off the smoke alarms?!?



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSLexi View Post
    You can top me any time, buddy!
    You might be tall but I am mightier! Meatier too.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    You mean to say you're such a butt slut you'll set off the smoke alarms?!?
    Yep!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TSLexi View Post
    My escort session was my first sexual contact ever.

    strange


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    Quote Originally Posted by betts View Post
    strange
    It is. Can we all get over this?


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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSLexi View Post
    Yep!
    Just stay in position after so he can fry some eggs on your left butt cheek and a couple grilled cheeses on the right one. If you don't conserve energy and use your ass as a hot plate the terrorists have truly won.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Just stay in position after so he can fry some eggs on your left butt cheek and a couple grilled cheeses on the right one. If you don't conserve energy and use your ass as a hot plate the terrorists have truly won.

    Please do stand up. Or write for Cracked. It's your calling!


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