help me bottom first time

[lovestoplease]

I have decided i want to bottom for a real person. i was wondering if or hoping that i could take X prior to the meeting. im not sure if going to an escort for the first time would be wise.

[Ms.Stepford]

Douche that butt! Whether you go to a professional or not, chances are they're not going to appreciate a messy butt. If you've been playing in there (since you said "for a real person," I figure you have) you might know about this, but if not, I'll write you a practical guide to butt douching. (It's not like I'm just sitting around waiting for people to come ask me about butt douching, but there's a slow minute here or there when I'm on cam, and I think writing one for the ages would make me giggle.)

I bet you could find a pro who'd be cool with you taking a little E, but I wouldn't. I don't like being around people on E when I'm not -seriously, they act like fucking alien lizards -and I don't get fucked up with strangers. I do think that seeing a pro is the best idea, but that might be just because I like when girls get money.

[lovestoplease]

if i were to see an escort i have an idea about how i would like it to go.
i would take some x a little earlier, say 15 minutes, or just right so the X kicks in say 15 mins after we meet.

i dont know how a typical meet would go, i was hoping somebody here could inform me with the rules.

id like to be at peak roll when its time to bottom.

i havnt exactly decided what kind of girl im looking for either.

funny thing is i dont do X or drugs but if im going to bottom i want to have my cake and eat it too

[Ms.Stepford]

I'm pretty sure I could tell if I were meeting up with an E-tard.

[Prospero]

Your first time and you want to get high first? Errr.... think again. Just follow the adbice of smart girls like Ms Stepford.

[lovestoplease]

how would i inquire about the escorts feeling about E, and how do i tell her i just want to bottom

for example all of the eros adds say not to discuss sex on the phone

[Ms.Stepford]

find an ad in eros or backpage or...here, and follow her terms. You'll end up having a conversation before the meetup.

And thanks, Prospero. I feel all complimented and shit.

[Ms.Stepford]

Fuck. Where do you live?

[Ms.Stepford]

Oh wait...I wouldn't be cool with the E, and you'd probably tell me you weren't gonna do it, but then I'd see you chewing your face.

[lovestoplease]

i live 45 mins outside NYC

i have been browsing eros regularly, but i dont know how to pick em.

what would be ideal for first time, how long. and umm concerning size of the dick im taking all of eros advertises for 9 inches +