Have you ever been caught masturbating?

[JustMeHere]

my gf caught me wanking earlier today when she came back from a shoot early lol ...lucky for me she took over

What? This sort of thing happens?
If that happened to me there'd be no hearing the end of it.
Where are the girls that like this?

Le sigh ...

[RallyCola]

i get caught all the time. 2 things happens...my wife will either just give me a look of "really...on the couch? or we just changed the sheets!" or she will take over and jump on.

historically, my mother caught me once when i was 14/15 and she played a bit naive and we never mentioned it.

[Lovecox]

When I was about 15 years old I was masturbating in my room, on my back on my bed, thinking no one was home. I threw my legs over my head and just as I started to cum into my mouth my mom came in! I was so embarrassed! My poor mom. She was really understanding about it but I was fucking mortified. I'm sure it traumatized us both. Lol!

[runround04]

I got caught last week and the whole situation was blown way out of proportion, needless to say Ill never be taking the bus again.

[Lovecox]

i got caught last week and the whole situation was blown way out of proportion, needless to say ill never be taking the bus again.

lol.

[Idt20082008"]

Went out one time with a bunch of friends and all of us had too much to drink. We went back to one of their places and I wasn't capable of driving so I went to crash on their couch after everyone else went to bed. I was drunk and horny, so popped in one of their porn DVDs, pulled my pants down, and went to work. Unfortunately I apparently was more tired than drunk and instead of finishing, I passed out with the porn on and my dick in my hand. And when one of my buddies came down the following morning, that's how he found me - passed out, pants around my ankles, and dick in my hand. Needless to say, that's one I'll never live down lol...

[TSBootyLondon]

Not many things shock me and cause y jaw to hit the deck but in your case honey I am struggling to close my mouth!

I'm not sure I would be able to ever function correctly again if I walked in on that! Oral sex would be dead to me! x

[TSBootyLondon]

posted wrong quote! sorry! I was referring to the German Shepherd!

[Prospero]

Sure... incest fantasies. Just when you thought the bottom of the barrel was being scraped, someone plunges straight through it to the dirt deep below. How about some tales of your great grand ma taking her teeth out to ream you?

[Dino Velvet]

How about some tales of your great grand ma taking her teeth out to ream you?

Grandma's gotta get her vitamins down somehow and this is the only way she's willing to ingest them. Filthy old cow that one day will never be missed.