What is your worst experience with a T-girl, (or a punter for that matter ladies)?

[Fancy fancy]

Evening all,

I just wanted to ask if any of you had experienced times with a t-girl (or a punter ladies) that have made you shake your head in total disbelief and question humanity.

Please note, I'm not talking violence, or when someone has short-changed you, I'm not really into hearing negative stuff, so please focus on things that have made you laugh.

For me, I remember going with a t-girl in Madrid some years ago. I got taken to a brothel by her and proceeded to take her. As I was increasing pace, I got near to a point of climax, pulled out all to quickly, and the poor cow shat herself......

As i went to put my trousers on, all of my change fell out of my pocket over the floor, though instead of cleaning herself up, or hiding as i think I would have done, she insisted the loose change was hers and got down on all fours and started frantically picking up every penny. It stank.


I don't know why she did this........ this has synergy with another post I made on douching, why would you accept a punt if you felt like going for a crap?

[Genetic]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning

[tskitana]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning

lol you made me giggle.

[RallyCola]

my worst experience is actually not sexual whatsoever and has something to do with a girl from nyc that is on this board. due to her actions, i'm much less likely to post my picture and any other identifying details ever again.

[RyderMonroe]

With a GG escort about to do anal, she used some poppers and then offered me some which I declined. She then proceeded to spill the bottle over herself and started freaking out cause she was convinced it would burn her. After that she apologised and said that she'd had a long day as she'd started work at 10pm, so she wasn't as co-ordinated and with it as she should be. She seemed very shocked when I pointed out it wasn't even 11pm yet and at this point she admitted that the problem was more likely to be the fact that she had been doing coke constantly since she woke up that morning

lol too funny.

[Willie Escalade]

Yup...the girl-not-douching-beforehand scenario...as soon as I unplugged that hole, her personal fudge started unpacking.

[notdrunk]

Yup...the girl-not-douching-beforehand scenario...as soon as I unplugged that hole, her personal fudge started unpacking.

I know that scenario well. She says sorry after the fudge gets on one of your legs...

[Prospero]

A bed that collapsed on us onetime... a girl in New York who had me on my hands and knees with her searching for her lost contact lens... a very lovely TV who flipped her wig (literally - across the room because she said she was ht. It killed the whole thing.) Worst - and not funny - the twosome who managed to pour poppers up my nose and into my eye.

[txjr3]

Evening all,

For me, I remember going with a t-girl in Madrid some years ago. I got taken to a brothel by her and proceeded to take her. As I was increasing pace, I got near to a point of climax, pulled out all to quickly, and the poor cow shat herself......

Hey - you're lucky - that's an extra fee in most places

[timid1]

Hey - you're lucky - that's an extra fee in most places

nearly spat my beer over the keyboard with laughter! great answer!