If I won the lottery i would

[Jericho]

Dies within a month...Probably...But what a month!

[Tumblepop2002]

I’d buy a house in Thailand employ the services of 100’s of the hottest TS and make my ladyboy version of the Playboy mansion. The acts of depravity would be on a Pompeian scale and illegal in every country. Champagne would run out of the taps and world class chefs would cook my meals while I was carried around in a solid gold chair surveying my Kingdom of sodomy. Then I’d probably just waste the rest of the money.

[Prospero]

How big is this lottery award then> A solid gold chair? A mansion? Hundreds of hot Thai ladyboys? This sounds more like warren Buffett or Bill Gates like territory.

But playing along with the fantasy... a very large but beautiful ocean going yacht crewed by the finest looking girls and transsexuals in the world (making sure that some have good nautical as well as naughtycal skills plus some with the very finest talents as chefs), the finest food in the world, all of my favourite music (perhaps a good string quartet to play live at the orgies) and a Library with all the books i will ever want to read... oh and some of the world's great art treasures for my stateroom (including a couple of Vermeers, a choice Picasso or three, my favourite Breughels, the finest german expressionist paintings a few illuminated books of hours and others as i think of the.. and a cellar full of the very best vintage wine and plenty o the best Single Malt Whiskys,

[RallyCola]

1) quit my job and go back to school for another PhD, maybe a JD too...I need more letters after my name
2) establish foundation support for young investigators to rival the k awards
3) buy another vacation house on beachfront property....the poconos house was such a waste!!!
4) buy the house next to mine since i hate my neighbors and want to expand mine but we are currently engaged in a property line dispute and i know they are upside down on their house so i could get it cheap and give them the old 'fuck you' on the way out.
5) use my new wealth to meet other investors to formulate a group to buy both the yankees and knicks from their retarded owners and restore both franchises to championship glory

that about sums up what i would do with mega millions or powerball money.

if i won the standard lotto, that really wouldn't do a whole lot for me because a million just isn't alot of money anymore so i'd just invest most and buy the beach house.

[Bribi]

Don't think I would do crazy stuff.
I would probably save a lot to just enjoy when I want to, but I wouldn't buy a crazy house or a huge boat or whatever just because I can afford it.
I would live knowing I can afford all I want, so buying what I want, but not stupid things I don't really want

[Prospero]

Oh you want REAL? Okay. Fund a couple of pet film projects I want to do. Buy a new house. If its a LOT of money buy an apartment in Paris and one in NYC. Always fly Business or First. Give lots of money to friends who have financial problems.

[Willie Escalade]

I wouldn't tell anybody here! In fact, besides my immediate family, there are only a select few I'd tell at all.

Now when they see me pull up in that Bentley Mulsanne they'll know something's up haha...

[dfwtsfan]

I’d buy a house in Thailand employ the services of 100’s of the hottest TS and make my ladyboy version of the Playboy mansion.

I've thought about the Brazilian version of that, and...

Opening up a huge and classy high-end tgirl strip club. Make the buildings interior and exterior so extravagant and impressive, and the quality of the girls, that guys want to fly-in from all over, versus any other type of vacation destination. Sort of like the dream of building Las Vegas and casinos out in the desert, when everyone else thought it was a crazy idea. Have a club recruiter on-staff whose job is to scour all media sources, looking for the hottest tgirls, and making them offers (plane ticket, room, board, salary, etc) to come work there for awhile, earning huge tips from customer lap dances in VIP, lol. And just like some strip clubs bring-in top porn stars occasionally, do that every week with the cream-of-the-crop hottest and most beautiful tgirls. Make everything about the place and the girls so impressive, every guy who likes tgirls keeps wanting to fly there several times a year, to see some new ones, plus their favorites from their previous visit, along with whatever top tgirl porn star is there that week they've been dying to meet.

[SpoogeMonkey]

i would live out some twisted fantasies..

probably first get really fit, have a bunch of kids employ some maid to look after them.

then, with that done i would have a full sex change, make myself as beautiful as I could and fuck loads of men and women. during my rapid transition live out a number of really sordid fantasies..

when i was bored of that, i would open up my vast house to look after aspiring shemale s, ladyboys etc and help to fund their transitions.. acting as a sort of matriarchal figure. occasionally taking a man to keep me amused or having lesbian relations with a variety of women of all sizes.

then i would retire near the sea with a tea shop and singing songs to entertain old ladies, but the words would be suggestive of the sexual adventures id have had..

[TsJennifer]

-Arrange a date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange a date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange a date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange a date with Mint.
-Arrange another date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange another date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange another date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange another date with Mint.
-Arrange a visit to the UK with 5 (yes, 5) transexuals I know on the understanding that I will have carnal relations with them multiple times, and maybe, just maybe take then to Paris, Rome and Amsterdam...
-Take at least one transexual friend to Las Vegas, to see a show, and watch her lose $5,000 at blackjack...(presumably)
-Spend time in a health spa losing weight (as in: as long as it takes...)
-Arrange sessions with cosmetic surgeons who will work wonders with very little to go on...
-Rent an apartment in Manhattan from July to December.
-Have dinner with Ben if only to persuade her to stop quoting Noam Chomsky all the time.
-ask (beg?) Trish for a guided tour of the Smithsonian...
And so on, and so on.

Lol. Your too cute. Thank you