Failed GG meet

[Kire89]

Depressed tonight. I had planned to do an overnight with a "perfect-looking" girl for a few weeks now and finally set my eyes on a particularly gorgeous one. Beautiful pictures, the high production value alluded to professional pictures that may or not have been recent, but no, she assured me in broken English that they were of her and that they were anno december 2012. OK. I made my humble requests that we would shower together, for her to wear a skirt and that she would paint her toenails a cute colour.

After I was given the address per SMS I showered, brushed my teeth, put on some semi-formal clothes and traveled to her location. Rang the doorbell, was let in and took the elevator to the 6th floor. A door opens after I emerged from the elevator. I entered.

None of my requests were honoured. It was the same girl, but the photos must have been 5 years old as she had put on 10 kilograms (22lbs~), displayed crooked teeth and was no longer a blonde. While still a cute girl, I'm not ready to plunge a week's take-home salary for 8 hours with someone who's been disingenuous and doesn't appeal to me aesthetically. I told her she didn't look like her pictures anymore, made an apology and let myself out.

Not exactly a morass of despair, but I haven't been with anyone for a month, it'd be my first girl in 2013. I feel bad for her, but I'm fed up with dishonest advertisements. I'm such a loser for not being able to get sexual relations with pleasant-looking girls without the exchange of hundreds of dollars.

[Dino Velvet]

Shit's like that up there too, huh?

Sometimes it's better to carry 5 20s and walk through her door wearing a loin cloth.

[TSCURIOUS]

Glad you walked out!!!
The more we all do that - the better to keep the liars and fakes away.

[TSCURIOUS]

^ who am I kidding!!??
They'll never go away and they continue to ruin it for the good girls-

[Dino Velvet]

If you ever see Norwegian Mariam on Backpage Oslo it's really Arabic Mariam, a total R.O.B. based out of LA.

[TSCURIOUS]

Yea! There are at least 12,000 Brazilian Superstar Girls that manage to be in Clifton, NJ, White Plains, NY and NYC, NY, plus Ronkonoma, NY (Long Island) at exactly the same time.
Vivian Porto being only one of them.

[Dino Velvet]

Yea! There are at least 12,000 Brazilian Superstar Girls that manage to be in Clifton, NJ, White Plains, NY and NYC, NY, plus Ronkonoma, NY (Long Island) at exactly the same time.
Vivian Porto being only one of them.

Cocaine is a Helluva drug.

[TSCURIOUS]

Yea - I'm a pretty big guy = athletic, so I don't get fucked with when I leave when they don't match the pic. Even when there is someone in the bathroom.
Feel sorry for the guys that can't pull that off-

[Kire89]

I'm not a big guy, 5'10" 130lbs, but I have absolutely zero qualms about leaving when something feels out of place or the advertiser has been disingenuous.

Big guy is not synonymous with athletic by the way, but I'll take your word for it.

[Dino Velvet]

I used to be 320 with Willie Nelson pigtails and a Taliban beard. Upon arrival I had to be super charming at the door for her to allow me in the first time.