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  1. 01-17-2013 #31
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    I was flirting with a babe last week at the club that had to be like late 50's. She looked damn good and was in great shape.

    No panties and kept flashing me.

    Could not get anywhere with her though. My boy took her friend in the back while her husband chatted at the bar happy his wife was getting serviced.

    Ya know after I typed this I realized I am really a sick fucker.

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by RallyCola View Post
    personally, i want to smash betty white so i'd call old women too old for be cougers Rosies after her golden girls character
    Get in a time machine and smash Betty's Buttflower.
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  3. 01-18-2013 #33
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Ahh, Granny...
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  4. 01-18-2013 #34
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

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    Grandma?
    After you with the sick bag....


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  5. 01-18-2013 #35
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    Get in a time machine and smash Betty's Buttflower.
    i concur that back in the day, betty was a cute chick...but i want to smash her now. i think it would be awesome to have those bragging rights, and i want, when i threaten a girl with such rough sex that i'd break her hip for it to be an actual threat.


    Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lovecox View Post
    a saber-tooth tiger
    that doesn't work because i am assuming that if the chick is too old to be a cougar, that means she probably has no teeth, or at least very few of her own natural teeth


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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I have no idea. Hot old broad maybe. Don't ask for an example please although I just spotted one on the TV I'm confused about. Thanks in advance.
    Jaguar.
    Michelle Pfeiffer, Madonna, Sharon Stone.... All Jaguars.
    Plus attractiveness is very subjective.
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Escalade View Post
    My favorites include Lady Sonia and Roni from Roni's Paradise...hot mature bitches...
    Willie....you and I must look at the same porn sites lol!

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Wayne Rooney's latest conquest...

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

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