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  1. 01-17-2013 #1
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    Default What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    I have no idea. Hot old broad maybe. Don't ask for an example please although I just spotted one on the TV I'm confused about. Thanks in advance.

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    GILF Granny I like to Fuck (its only thing I could think of)

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Prugar,for pre-cougar,I guess?
    But that sounds like it's probably a curse-word in some language.
    Last night on"Big Bang Theory" the guy sez his mom cooked a TURBRISGIFEL for the Jewish holidays.
    That's a TURkey stuffed with a BRISkit stuffed with GIFELte fish.
    Yum.

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Mother?

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    You seize the flow'r, the bloom is shed
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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Mother?
    You never grab at any geriatric pussy before?

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    You never grab at any geriatric pussy before?
    I'm not like you, Dino - I don't grab women who are simply to old to run away.....

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    I'm not like you, Dino - I don't grab women who are simply to old to run away.....
    I put a club on 'em so they can't roll away either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I put a club on 'em so they can't roll away either.

    Attaboy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robertlouis View Post
    Attaboy!
    Respect your elders while climbing up their back.

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    Default Re: What Do You Call A Woman Too Old To Be A Cougar But Still Looks Good?

    I'm hoping you draw the line at tripping them up when they're using one of these, Dino.
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