The hairy guy in ladyboy porn

[londonpirate]

You know who I'm talking about. I hate this chap and I'm sure I'm not the only one. He frequently appears in ladyboy porn, hairy as a monkey and sometimes sporting a ridiculous wig and proceeds to molest some of the most delicious creatures on earth.
Who is he??? He seems to be living the dream. I'm green with envy.

[Protoman2050@gmail.com]

Ron Jeremy? No wait, he does regular porn.

[Dino Velvet]

Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

[Protoman2050@gmail.com]

Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

I want to throw up now...I'd be too disturbed and frightened to ever do a scene with him; actually, I would like to take him back to the lab and run non-sexy tests on him.

That and Max Hardcore...guy needs a fucking MRI of his brain. Actually, we should just lock him in an MRI machine forever.

[Dino Velvet]

I would like to take him back to the lab and run non-sexy tests on him.

Better tranquilize him first. He'll recognize the white van.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Still think he's some sorta Yeti they uncovered in The Himalayas. Wonder how long he was quarantined. I'm sure he has to move the hair away on his arm to see the time on his watch.

I always feel bad for the ladies who have to go down on him. They probably cough up hairballs for months afterwards.

[Protoman2050@gmail.com]

Better tranquilize him first. He'll recognize the white van.

Yeah, I think Immobilon could do the job...this could make an awesome (porno?) movie.

[londonpirate]

I hear he vacuums himself in lieu of showers. I just downt understand who the fuck he is and why he gets to fuck all those ladyboys. I mean..are white dudes so much in demand in thailand?

[Donkey]

^ I think he is the site owner.

[Dino Velvet]

I was wondering if Mofaz was a lurker. I hear the ladies not only have condoms ready but several of those pet hair roller doo-hickeys too.