After how long is your ass Virginal again?

[BiBoyinBeantown]

Somebody crossed your border, stomped a hole in your mud, and hopefully bought you a Grand Slam Breakfast at Denny's after. No purity ring if your ringpiece has already been owned.

Actually a lot of the evangelical types who go in for nonsense like "purity rings" believe that you can get your virginity back, at least in a spiritual sense, if you stop having sex for a certain period of time. It's their way of doing an end-run around the conventional view that once it's lost, your virginity is gone forever, and its corollary "well if I did it once I may as well keep doing it, because there's no going back."

[NaughtyJane]

You are a virgin as soon as you lie about it to someone, dumb ass.

[dskreet2]

Never! Used is..., well, used!!!

[Willie Escalade]

Your cherry has been popped...no getting THAT back!

[aprilian]

If you can fart and call ducks, your good to go!

[marcindublin]

Dumbass, Mud holes ... ah the beauty of the internet