Any jokes?

[buttslinger]

Every truck is a food truck if you're a cannibal

[buttslinger]

8 pictures

[gaysian71]

A little Indian boy walks up the the Indian chief and asks "How do we get our names?" The chief takes the little boy outside and says. "Do you see that little girl over there? When she was born, the first thing I saw was a deer running across the meadow . So I named her Running Deer. And do you see that little boy over there? When he was born, the first thing I saw was an eagle soaring across the sky. So I named him Soaring Eagle." Then he turned to the little boy and says " Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

[rabbitfufu]

first guy walks into a bar...…..second guy walks into a bar...…...third guy ducks

[SusanMichelleBlessington]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid,the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

[Cereal Escapist]

A young boy was finally old enough to go fishing with his dad. 5 hrs into the trip, he turned to his dad and asked, "Dad, is it ok take someone's wee-wee in your mouth and gargle his marbles?"

The dad, though to himself, 'fuck me, my son is gay, but I don't want to ruin this trip so...' he said, "Yes son, it is normal for some men."

The boy replied, "Thanks, I just wanted to make sure Uncle Steve wasn't doing something weird to me."

[seth123]

Religion and Philosophy:

My favorite bumper sticker.


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A man was walking down Fifth Ave and noticed a building with the words "GOD IS DEAD" written in graffiti. It was signed "Nietzsche" .
A few days later he walked past the same building but the words had been changed to: "NIETZSCHE IS DEAD " signed "God".

[seth123]

[Stavros]

Some jokes from the 2018 Edinburgh Festival, one of which has even won an award. I am not sure why 'stand-up comedians' earn so much money for doing so little, but then I suppose comedy is a personal thing, and I see little of it on the tv, though I do see damaged people exploiting their shallow lives for money. Whatever, laugh if you can.

“Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job, Knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.”

“I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring”

"I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.”

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/20...inburgh-fringe