Any jokes?

[danthepoetman]

About men and women...

[GroobySteven]

Come back Jericho!

[danthepoetman]

True. He had really good ones!

[ImpulZ]

https://plus.google.com/+MarianneSan...ts/a1FvEneKKn2

[danthepoetman]

https://plus.google.com/+MarianneSan...ts/a1FvEneKKn2

I love it, Impulz!
What was that guy doing??

[danthepoetman]

Only old guys will understand this one...

[Lovecox]

Only old guys will understand this one...

Genius!

[Jericho]

I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.

I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."

He said, "I'm not."

[Jericho]

My wife's locked herself in the kitchen in a rage, after a massive argument over how miserable and tight I've become since we've been married.

She's in there now, ripping all the plates in half.

[Jericho]

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... And guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation …......She never got your E-mail!"