Any jokes?

[GroobySteven]

Jericho - PLEASE keep it up - these are bringing a smile to my face.

[Jericho]

Jericho - PLEASE keep it up - these are bringing a smile to my face.

I've plenty yet, just trying not to cross the line!

I love my new job as an impressionist.
So far my blind sister thinks she's Sucked off David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt!

[martin48]

I've plenty yet, just trying not to cross the line!

I love my new job as an impressionist.
So far my blind sister thinks she's Sucked off David Beckham, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt!

Getting the disabled in - now that is close to the line



I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming.

[Stavros]

Cant believe how realistic these new 3D tv's are.
I fell asleep watching a Liverpool game, and when i woke up my fucking wallet was gone!

Where's Sammi Valentine I wonder?

Why is Pakistan no good at football?
Every time they get a corner, they abandon the game to open a shop on it.

[Jericho]

My wife's got a pair of union jack knickers. I call them her Belfast pants.
Every time i take them down there's a fucking protest.

[Jericho]

Adam and Eve had two sons, Cain and Abel.
So the continuation of mankind rested on one of them fucking their mother.
Proof that the center of the Christian world began in Liverpool.

[Prospero]

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

[Prospero]

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

[Prospero]

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

[Jericho]

I was watching the Antiques Roadshow on TV.
A woman came up, placed a tampon on the table and said, there you go you clever cunt, tell me what period that's from!