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07-10-2013 #431
Re: Any jokes?
I like the CIA stealing the penis... - Thx Danthepoetman !
Now : A nice public sign and the best alarm clock ever !
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07-10-2013 #432
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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07-10-2013 #433
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Excellent Jéricho ! I love this one !
I'll push it through around me
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07-10-2013 #434
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what do you call it when two crows try unsuccessfully to settle on a branch of a tree?
An attempted murder.
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07-10-2013 #435
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07-12-2013 #436
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Some good... (#1 and #2 ) and some less good...
Last one is to be related to the "new" thread about strapon...
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07-15-2013 #437
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This sign is awsome ! I can't beleive it's true !
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07-17-2013 #438
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World Class Asshole
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07-18-2013 #439
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I guess everybody know this one... but it still makes me smile
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