Any jokes?

[Stavros]

Two cannibals meet in a bar, and one tells the other: I've never met anyone I didn't like...

[Jericho]

The missus asked where i would most like to be buried?
Apparently "Balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was looking for.

[dc_guy_75]

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

A: Zero

[dc_guy_75]

A Catholic priest and a Rabbi are walking past a playground.

The priest says "Let's go fuck one of those kids"

The Rabbi responds "Out of what?"

[Jericho]

A Priest sees a little boy on top of a cliff crying. "What's wrong young man?"
"My mummy and daddy have gone over the edge in our car and I think they're both dead!"
The Priest pulls his cock out and says, "Not your fukkin day is it!"

[Jericho]

Great avatar Jericho. Ha

Just doing my bit for world peace and religious tolerance.

[Tumblepop2002]

Man walks into a pub and sees him friend sat at a table with a cardboard box. He sits down and asks “What’s in the box mate?” his friend answers “It’s a vibrating pussy” and guy looks in the box and asks “Is it any good?” friend says take it in the toilet and try it out” an hour later the guy staggers out the toilet and sits back down he says “that was the best fuck I’ve ever had in my life I’ve got to buy it off you” he leaves the pub and takes the pussy home. His wife comes in from work and sees it on the table with a face of disgust she asks “what am I supposed to do with THAT!?” the man answers “teach it to cook and FUCK OFF!”

[MdR Dave]

What's blue and fucks trannys?
Me in my lucky blue anorak.

That's funny.

[BreeTexas]

Q: Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings?
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A: Because he was quartered on the port side.

Now that I've got you, let's both revisit the birth of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company.

[Winkle]

A kid is being taught sex education at school so when he gets home he says to his dad, "dad dad teach me everything you know about sex" his dad says "says follow me son" and he takes the boy upstairs and into the bathroom where his mother is naked in the bath. Dad then says "that big fat hairy thing's a fanny, and the rest of it's a cunt".