Any jokes?

[martin48]

... and second prize is two nights out in Wigan.

[Jericho]

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather'.
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as:
'Muslim Weather' : Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite

[robertlouis]

A night out in wigan

Depends on the quality of the pie....

[Jericho]

I'm not saying our lass needs a pube trimmer, but when she gets an erection it looks like Pinocchio's joined the Taliban!

[Jericho]

Dig deep, it's for charity.
Poor Abdul has to walk 7 miles a day, just for dirty water that could kill him.
He hops 7 miles with one leg, and no shoe, carry a bucket on his head, in the scorching heat.
With your donation of just 2 pounds, we'll send you a video, its hilarious!

[Jericho]

What's a catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common ?
They've both got a black coat and white collar and god help your arse if you get a dodgy one!

[spunktrumpet]

I just bought the brand new Indian version of Cluedo.
They all did it, in the bus, with a teenage girl.

[Jericho]

Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children...
Old girlfriends tend to get offended.!

[Jericho]

Our Lass used to say she wished I could be more like her father.
She soon changed her tune when she got home from work one day and caught me fucking her mum!

[ts_curious]

A man and woman are lying in bed, the man turns to the woman and said, "do you want to play a rape game?"
the woman responded "NO!"
the man replied "Thats the spirit!"