Funniest/nastiest/craziest most ridicules escort stories or requests

[Boardwalkempire]

Ready??? Go...

[nysprod]

A little vicarious fetish here?

[Willie Escalade]

I fucked the shit out of a girl...literally. I KNOW that's happened before with others...

[Jamie French]

Had a dude ask me to act as if I was his 13 year old nephew. Sleep tight.

[Boardwalkempire]

A little vicarious fetish here?

Haha no I just wanted to use a good laugh

[Boardwalkempire]

Had a dude ask me to act as if I was his 13 year old nephew. Sleep tight.

Wow now that's just plain wrong and sick.

Did you do it?

[jasons_argo@]

Jamie,,,bet you could play a great 13 yr old niece too

[Jamie French]

Nah, I pointed out that age play was on my list of dont's and moved on to something else.

However, I once got so overzealous with a deep throating session that I completely unloaded lunch all over a dudes chest. Learned a lot about timing that day. So there you go... one actually fucked up gross story. Enjoy your meal.

Wow now that's just plain wrong and sick.

Did you do it?

[Jamie French]

Holy shit, did you really just say that? Can we get someone to keep an eye on this guy? We have an admitted pedo right here... seriously. Some one look into this guy or ban him outright.

Jamie,,,bet you could play a great 13 yr old niece too

[GroobyKrissy]

Easily the weirdest (and most detailed, which I'll shorten for this post) request I've ever gotten was to arrive wearing only a kitchen apron with a live lobster in tow and several loads of cold cum. Cook lobster in the presence of person, crush cooked lobster by walking on it several times, and then feed to person using the cum as "butter"...

I don't think this was a joke either as the person still emails me to this day every once in a while asking for this to happen.

THAT is one serious fetish... which I didn't do, although it did make me very hungry.