2013 resolutions

[Dino Velvet]

Watch more TV
Masturbate 7-8 times per day
No more raking the leaves in front of the house
Make sure my bong is as clean as the plates I eat from
Talk louder on a cell phone when in cramped spaces with others
Hide a comforter in the flower bed so I have something to keep me warm while catching a few zzzzzzzzzz's after a night at the bar
Post more Metal videos when Prospero is logged in
Test people's blind spots, peripheral vision, and overall awareness when jogging
Flush the toilet after I pee too

[robertlouis]

Watch more TV
Masturbate 7-8 times per day
No more raking the leaves in front of the house
Make sure my bong is as clean as the plates I eat from
Talk louder on a cell phone when in cramped spaces with others
Hide a comforter in the flower bed so I have something to keep me warm while catching a few zzzzzzzzzz's after a night at the bar
Post more Metal videos when Prospero is logged in
Test people's blind spots, peripheral vision, and overall awareness when jogging
Flush the toilet after I pee too

Cutting down, Dino?

[marcindublin]

learn to give good head ...

[robertlouis]

learn to give good head ...

Need any help with that?

[marcindublin]

yeah i just need to find a local girl

[Dino Velvet]

Need any help with that?

I think that's a fella you offered to do that to.

marc in dublin

[last_stop]

Stop wasting so much money on hookers.

(Yet I have Backpage classifieds open in another tab)

[robertlouis]

I think that's a fella you offered to do that to.

marc in dublin

Oh fuck.

The deal's off Marc.

[Dino Velvet]

Oh fuck.

The deal's off Marc.

He only got the tip in but I think the 3 second rule might apply here too.

Here. Just in case.

[Shero1263]

Mine is to save money, travel more and to get in better shape.