GUYS: Weirdest place you've rubbed one out

[BeardedOne]

An I-70 off-ramp. In Kansas. Late at nite, while watching the stars.

Hey, I can even make a wank session romantic.

[killakella]

a bus.. not back seat.

[travel4fun81]

Been successful at....work under and over desk, barn (no animals involved), pillow of a girl visiting a friends house (on a dare), library while in college seated among tons of people, roommates bed, beach, car (difficult to keep the speed even as I don't have cruise control...hell, from reading the above I don't have control at all), storage shed at my 1st job. Far as I know, nobody ever caught on, though given the crowd at the library I'd have to think somebody got wise. Nothing like being 19, crazy horny and not getting laid among a world of hotties to keep the lead in the pencil. Hair trigger city. Little thumbnail along the pants and good to go. Bit messy though....had to sit and let that dry.

[travel4fun81]

Been successful at....work under and over desk, barn (no animals involved), pillow of a girl visiting a friends house (on a dare), library while in college seated among tons of people, roommates bed, beach, car (difficult to keep the speed even as I don't have cruise control...hell, from reading the above I don't have control at all), storage shed at my 1st job. Far as I know, nobody ever caught on, though given the crowd at the library I'd have to think somebody got wise. Nothing like being 19, crazy horny and not getting laid among a world of hotties to keep the lead in the pencil. Hair trigger city. Little thumbnail along the pants and good to go. Bit messy though....had to sit and let that dry.

[dvda74]

Bowling alley bathroom.

[scorpion]

I have done it on many places.I did it werry often when I was a teenager.
I realy search four places there I could bee seen. It give mee a kick then.
But I think the wierdest and the most stupid place was on a airpline.
I have on my left side a lady and on my right side a younger guy... maybee he was 18-19. I used my jacket to cover mee and have pland it so i used a condom. I wonder what have happend if I have been caught?
But I think this is the most exciting one.
Scorpion

[scipio]

would you, could you rub one out
on a train, in the rain?
in a box, with a fox?

would you, could you rub one out
in a boat, with a goat?
with a mouse, in a house?

I would not rub one out here or there,
or ANYWHERE!
I do not like to rub one out Harajuku!

Try it, try it so you say?
Hmmmm, I do so like rubbing one out.
and I will rub one out here & there,
I will rub one out ANYWHERE!!!!!

(and I would certainly rub one out w/ Vicki --
I'd even rub hers out)!

In fact -- I'm rubbiing one out now!!! GOTTA GO

This is possibly the best post I have seen.
That may sound weird but anyone who has read Dr. Seuss when stoned out of their mind will agree with me.

[latrix67]

In a port-a-potty in the desert on Gulf War 1 .(Op Granby) after being away from the Lass for 4 months even the camels looked good!!lol

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

In a port-a-potty in the desert on Gulf War 1 .(Op Granby) after being away from the Lass for 4 months even the camels looked good!!lol

LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[chloe]

sorry