Before eating an ass, what tests must it pass

[Dino Velvet]

You mean scratch and sniff the skidmarks??

Scratch her starfish. The Kobe Bryant lady from Colorado wore the same panties many days in a row with DNA from several fellas in 'em but rinsed her hooch out in the sink every so often so it wasn't too stanky when Kobe drove into the paint.

[nysprod]

Scratch her starfish. The Kobe Bryant lady from Colorado wore the same panties many days in a row with DNA from several fellas in 'em but rinsed her hooch out in the sink every so often so it wasn't too stanky when Kobe drove into the paint.

I guess there's no way to avoid boldly going where many men have gone before...

[mikelpo]

depends how pissed i am
hopefully i cant smell poop!

[Dino Velvet]

depends how pissed i am
hopefully i cant smell poop!

Throw some curry in there. Over here we're good with jelly or syrup.

Look at the Midwestern housewife in the audience.

[LordRectum1]

About a week ago I topped a hot, sexy, beautiful, and well known escort that many on this board would know. Well, after topping her hard I pulled out a little mud on my helmet. The slight smell of a dirty ass so turns me on.

[danthepoetman]

It will happen from time to time one way or the other; you have to be ready for that. You pump a rectum, after all. Great hygiene is wonderful, but still, accidents do happen. Not such a big deal to me... We’re all made alike and all have the same bodily functions.

[nycguy1]

Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
Scratch her starfish. The Kobe Bryant lady from Colorado wore the same panties many days in a row with DNA from several fellas in 'em but rinsed her hooch out in the sink every so often so it wasn't too stanky when Kobe drove into the paint.

kobe's accuser was a generic blonde, katelyn faber. she had a solid payday at $20 million after all was said and done. not bad. she probably wished she got pregnant by him because paychecks would then come in steadily for the next 21 years.

[OrlFla89]

I haven't eaten ass very much. There was one fine looking Asian trans woman I knew when I lived in Las Vegas who liked it. She was very hygenic and at first I was afraid of smelling shit or tasting shit. I didn't and actually found it enjoyable

I have topped several ts women and there was a little fudge on the condom afterwards. Although I don't like it, sometimes enemas can only do so much.

[Quiet Reflections]

If it is clean then I'm game. As far as scars and bumps go it is case by case. A scar from an injury or a butt pimple I can deal with after all we are all human, but fresh wounds are a no go.

[danthepoetman]

If it is clean then I'm game. As far as scars and bumps go it is case by case. A scar from an injury or a butt pimple I can deal with after all we are all human, but fresh wounds are a no go.

I think that pretty much sums it up with a lot of wisdom, Quiet Reflections.