Names Or Phrases That Make You Snicker

[Dino Velvet]

Saw a big boobed Latin lady on the news named Annette Arreola.

Amanda Burden is another one on the news. Her poor father must have been rejected by women as they considerately told him, "Sorry but I don't want to be a Burden." Her own mother didn't mind being a Burden and she'll always be some fella's Burden until he makes an honest woman out of her.

[Dino Velvet]

The phrase "In Ernest" gets me too. Vern must be some top.


"Know what ah mean?"

[danthepoetman]

"Here I come to save the day!"

[danthepoetman]

I’ll never understand how it is that Lois Lane can’t differentiate between Superman and Clark Kent, just because he’s wearing eye glasses… What a fucking bimbo this girl is! And the poor guy must have felt like such a looser! But hey! he is Superman.

“This is a job for Superman!”

[danthepoetman]

"I give the orders!" or
“I’m the one who gives orders around here!”

[danthepoetman]

What about the old:
"Boom! Straight to the moon!"

[danthepoetman]

....

[danthepoetman]

Or the worst of them all, in some situations:
"Have a nice day!"

[bimale69]

"Its not just a job....its a fucking adventure!!"

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!?"

[Prospero]

Think outside the box
go with the flow
and all those business cool california phrases