let,s talk crap

[Stavros]

How you find the slot on a gal that old? Other folds of skin opening and separating all going to nowhere.

The day you will know that you are TOO old for sex is the day you can't find the slot, as you so daintily put it...how hard should it be?

PS Raquel Welch if officially 5 foot 6.

[LibertyHarkness]

hmmm ok random shit ...

who here has stretched their ball sack skin over the face like a giant membrane and then blown giant air bubbles into it .. like a scene out of the Blob?

[danthepoetman]

When I was drinking lots of beer I was a pro farter, but nothing that extreme. Now that I drink scotch only, I’m too distinguished and snob…

[Jericho]

When I was drinking lots of beer I was a pro farter, but nothing that extreme. Now that I drink scotch only, I’m too distinguished and snob…

Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them!

[danthepoetman]

Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them!

Well, it could indeed explain some spontaneous combustion phenomenon around me, or people sometimes running away for no good reason…

[RallyCola]

what's the best part of dating an obese chick.

she is so desperate for attention, all you have to do is find a fold and fuck it

[Prospero]

I went to the bathroom about 12 times today. Urrrghhh

[mimiplastique]

anne frank made jewish people proud everywhere.....she got 2 years of free rent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA i am here dying

[mimiplastique]

Well my "bf" and his best friend and i are going to see two different movies today .... is it sad id rather be in the movie theater with his friend ????? 0.o

[bimale69]

Pah...Snobs still fart.
It's just that they're so high pitched, only dogs can hear them!

Until someone rams a boot right up the snob's ass.