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Thread: Corny Pick Up Lines
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11-13-2012 #31Freudian Slip Platinum Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
If you're trying to be flirty it's a good response, but generally speaking I need to see wit in a pickup line for it to work on me.
Originally Posted by SammiValentine
I would reply, leaf me alone
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11-13-2012 #32Shiny Disco Balls Gold Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
flirty... haha bollacks to that as we say here! . I didnt realise pickup lines actually worked
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11-13-2012 #33Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
Pick-up line: I want to get into your panties
Answer: Tough luck, there's one asshole there already
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11-13-2012 #34Karmic Whipping Boy Professional Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
Nothing a little buffing can't fix....
I'm the most amazing person you'll never know,because society has convinced you I should be ignored or avoided. Want to know something? Ask... Just ask.
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11-13-2012 #35Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
Honey, we're a perfect match.
Yeah, your face and my ass
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11-13-2012 #36Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilised
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11-13-2012 #37Freudian Slip Platinum Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
Answer: "You can't polish a turd" Originally Posted by Chaos
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11-13-2012 #38Karmic Whipping Boy Professional Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
That's just a chocolate coating.....
I'm the most amazing person you'll never know,because society has convinced you I should be ignored or avoided. Want to know something? Ask... Just ask.
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11-13-2012 #39Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
Hun do you like pearl necklaces? I have one ready in my pants
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11-13-2012 #40Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
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