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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    Do you like diamonds ?


    Suck this, it's a gem.


    I used to be 100% straight...until I found shemales !

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    I <3 Boobs + Blowjobs Platinum Poster RallyCola's Avatar
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    to channel and overlooked movie....

    baby, i'm here to fuck ass and chew bubble gum....and i'm all outta bubblegum"



    Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON

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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    I've always been a fan of "If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" but I've never had the cojones to use it in the field.



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    hey baby....you into the environment? well come over here and hug my tree



    Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON

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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    "What part of 'I wanna fuck' did you miss?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by RallyCola View Post
    hey baby....you into the environment? well come over here and hug my tree

    Answer:
    "Looks like someone took it to the lumber mill - all I see is a toothpick."



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    Quote Originally Posted by RallyCola View Post
    to channel and overlooked movie....

    baby, i'm here to fuck ass and chew bubble gum....and i'm all outta bubblegum"
    Answer: "So you're ready to go fuck yourself are ya?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by bearfactz View Post
    Do you like diamonds ?


    Suck this, it's a gem.
    Answer: "Looks flawed to me"



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    Quote Originally Posted by danthepoetman View Post
    Bbbbaby, you ain't seen nononothing yet!
    Answer: "Dunno, I'm looking at you"



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy Summers View Post
    Answer:
    "Looks like someone took it to the lumber mill - all I see is a toothpick."

    I would reply, leaf me alone


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