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Thread: Corny Pick Up Lines
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11-15-2012 #61TV Hippychick Rookie Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Zapp Brannigan update of vintage no-chancer.
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11-15-2012 #62Junior Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
"So what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
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11-15-2012 #63Veteran Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
HaHa that's a good one
Originally Posted by Cecil Rhodes
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11-15-2012 #64Veteran Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
But you didn't know she was cross eyed, you ran down her back and dripped off her ass cheek Originally Posted by talldudeil
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11-17-2012 #65I <3 Boobs + Blowjobs Platinum Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
walk up to a girl, spit on her clothes and say "hey baby...let's go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes"
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
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11-20-2012 #66I <3 Boobs + Blowjobs Platinum Poster
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Re: Corny Pick Up Lines
a two-fer for the GPS-less girls
1) Hey babe, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
2) Hey babe, Are you new in town? Here are directions to my cock.
Let's face it...some women just look better with their clothes ON
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