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    I <3 Boobs + Blowjobs Platinum Poster RallyCola's Avatar
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    Default Corny Pick Up Lines

    let's hear them

    I got more wood than Home Depot



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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.



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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    if i said you have a nice shecock would you put it inside of me ?


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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    Roses are red, ivy grows twisted.
    Bend over, bitch. You're about to get fisted.



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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    What have you been eating baby to be so lovely?

    -Did it hurt?
    -What?
    -Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, baby?



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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    Your parents must be retarded because you are so special.


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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    Hey, you're cute. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?



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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    There are NON-cheesy pick up lines?


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    Default Re: Corny Pick Up Lines

    are you on hormones .


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    One only Libby and people who know Warhammer 40K will get...
    Can I put my Ultramarine in your Worldeater?


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