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    So... yea, anyone know what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?


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    Originally Posted by Trans-Promo
    I have a scenario:

    Say your mom goes into a porn shop and shuvs a fisting rubber hand up her ass w/out lube and walks out of the store without paying. When she gets home she takes the shitty hand out and slaps it on your dad's face ( he likes it even though she stoled it ) He then accepts it as a gift and starts sucking the thing unwashed. Only later to shuv it in his own asshole with some Crisco...

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    Hemispherical


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    William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.

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    Many scholars posit that his middle name was Henry. Recently discovered lost books of the New Testament corroborate this scholarly theory. In the newly discovered Destiminians Chapter 3 verse 2, it says "Jesus as young man went forth to the authorities to have his Uncle Henry released from the jails for cavorting with T-girls." It is widely believed that Mary bestowed her brother Henry's name upon Jesus.



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    This story also seems to be corroborated in the newly discovered First and Second Fallopians. However it must noted that scholarly community is virtually tied over the authenticity of First and Second Fallopians.


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    Jesus Holy Christ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by leckery5 View Post
    Many scholars posit that his middle name was Henry...
    But he usually went by Hank.



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    Hebrew



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    Quote Originally Posted by caliuncut View Post
    So... yea, anyone know what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?
    Not sure what you’re referring to, Caliuncut. Are you talking about the latin INRI sign placed over the cross, which signifies “iesus nazarenus rex iudaeorum”, “Jesus of Nazareth, king of the Jews”? Or about the greek letters X and P, which are xi and ro, pronounced “Kh” and “Ro”, for “Christos”, that some christian characters carry on a "perch"? Or either, similarly, from the greek name of Jesus, iota, êta, sigma, omicron, upsilon, sigma, the second letter, êta, being represented more or less by the sign “n” in minuscules and H in capitals: IH (insous) X (xpistos)? Don’t know…
    "Henry", "Hank" and "Holy" could be ok too...



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    Hector.


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