I'm jittery from my coffee this morning...

[Wendy Summers]

not sure if that means too much coffee or not enough.

Although I bet if I held on while sitting still I could give someone an awesome handjob this morning.

[TempestTS]

not sure if that means too much coffee or not enough.

Although I bet if I held on while sitting still I could give someone an awesome handjob this morning.

Have another cup and get over here

[Wendy Summers]

Have another cup and get over here

You... me... and a Starbucks couch. #nuffsaid

[Dino Velvet]

I think Starbucks will stop serving you if you get so jittery you bite someone's wiener off on their couch..

[Wendy Summers]

I think Starbucks will stop serving you if you get so jittery you bite someone's wiener off on their couch..

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

[GrimFusion]

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

A large vanilla creme Fap'puccino coming up.
*fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*.

[Dino Velvet]

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

Do you like to stand next to the cream and offer a fella half & half?

[Wendy Summers]

Do you like to stand next to the cream and offer a fella half & half?

Funny, now that I lactate everyone wants me to squirt into their coffee...

[Wendy Summers]

A large vanilla creme Fap'puccino coming up.
*fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*.

I like this joke so much I wanna fap to it.

[Dino Velvet]

Funny, now that I lactate everyone wants me to squirt into their coffee...

You could put on 3 sweaters and steam your milk.